A drawing inspired by Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse of the Heart aka one of the best songs EVER. For Ten Paces & Draw.
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I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
what if someone had an actual phobia though
like with people who are arachnaphobic
a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something
#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside
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i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS
I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE
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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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who came up with the word colonel and what is their problem
#probably the same person who made ‘read’ past tense of ‘read’
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